My Grandma (Abuelita) asks: "What are you going to do tonight, Clari?"
me: "I don't know, maybe some cocaine or else heroine.... not sure what I feel like just yet....."
Abuelita: "Cocaine is better.... then what?"
My abue is the bomb. the fucking bomb.
---disclaimer: Never done either drug, I said it for shock value.... but she didn't blink an eye...---